still not deadhopefully i'll do something creative over the holidays, but don't hold your breath.
-tom
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Self-conscious ComedyOne swift kick between the legs leaves you crippled on the ground.Self-conscious Comedy
Friends all want to help you and so they gather ‘round.
The blind man leads unto The Church, sits on dark-stained pew. Would doctrinal dogma be enough to satisfy you?
The prouder man moves straight to drink, soon winds up where he started. His solitude thus proving
fools and riches are soon parted.
I will kick you up the arse
and call on you to sing The Pythons’ brighter melody and perform the Highland Fling.
So, should fate bring you crashing down&nbs
by ~CuChullain12
A Bag of SwagRobin stepped through the doorway and scanned his surroundings. In every corner of the room were monsters, Vikings, Romans and even one George Bush look-alike. “Yes,” he thought to himself, “despite it being the first week of October, Halloween is in the air, alcohol is in the punch, and I am in a pirate costume. This should be a good night.” He briefly pondered how he should make his entrance, trying to decide between sauntering, swaggering and moseying, and eventually swaggered over to the bar. As he was pouring himself a whiskey he heard a bellow from across the room, “ARRGHH, Rob, ye scurvy-ridden seadog!” RoA Bag of Swag
by ~CuChullain12
A Guide to GawkingGuide to Gawking for Boys’ School BoysA Guide to Gawking
It has been found, after many years of fruitful research and careful observation, that the near complete lack of exposure to girls that is forced upon a student at a private boys’ school has often led to inferior social capabilities and in extreme cases world wars. Franz Ferdinand, archduke of Austria-Hungary, was, in fact, shot for offending his assassin’s sister and not as part of an age-old racial feud. This little misunderstanding triggered the First World War. It was said that this was the war to end all wars, but unfortunately his boys school education was not
by ~CuChullain12
Darling HarbourThe fresh sea air ran down my back as my eyes glazed past the view: Cobalt seas and sapphire skies, but now of far greater beauty I tell you.Darling Harbour
My eyes turned, as if from the sun, from a fair young face with rich brown trim. The picture of elegance, a graceful body: slender, sleek and slim.
Her hands were frozen but warm to touch, the most savage they could calm. Her fingers; deft, nimble and light, one facet of lissom charms.
But best of all is yet to come, her eyes of agile wit. Her gaze is deep, enchants my mind, felling walls and
by ~CuChullain12
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by ~angellsangell
Crash Test FriendshipHow have I been fooled For so very long? I thought you wanted me there But it looks like I was wrongCrash Test Friendship
It was so obvious Yet I did not see You were just being polite You didn't really like me
How did I ever think You liked me for who I am? I am only there For when noone else can
The signs were all there You made no effort to call I was only used When there was noone else at all
I will still talk to you
Because your jokes make me smile But I'll remember not to come to you With something worthwhile.
by ~happy-pill
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- Interests: writing, reading
- Favourite movie: Ferris Bueller's Day Off
- Favourite genre of music: Rock
- Favourite poet or writer: Poet: Bob Dylan Writer: Paul Brickhill
- Favourite photographer: Grace
- MP3 player of choice: Media Player
- Wallpaper of choice: A shot of Vincent with a gun to Spike's head on top of the Eiffel Tower, tinted red
- Favourite gaming platform: Nintendos... can't decide which
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do something.. please?
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had year 12. it sucked and was very busy. now i have more time though i might start writing again.
glad i was part of a milestone for you
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If it's beyond your wildest dreams then your dreams aren't wild enough...
-Tom
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don't know what sports you're on about, i had to give them up for school. then again, i mostly just ran and lifted weights so it's not like they're teams things anyway. or was that metaphorical? i dunno. i'm completely tired and lost.
what have you been up to recently? we have to talk on msn some time.
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-Tom
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